So I’ve been surfing the internet for some back to school jokes. While I’m not in school myself I know that the past couple weeks kids and adults alike have started their year 16-17. Hopefully this will add some humour into your day!
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re…
…an ice cream man? Sundae school.
…a giant? High school.
…a surfer? Boarding school.
…King Arthur? Knight school.
- Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
- Q: How did you find school today?
A: I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.
- Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i.
Millie: I is…
Teacher: No, Millie. Always say, “I am.”
Millie: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Okay, so they’re my jokes of the week. Hope you enjoyed them as much as I did! I love really bad jokes. Share some with your kids/students/friends too so they can shake their head at you in disappointment ❤